I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How naked do you want me to be?
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