shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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