So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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