Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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