i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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