their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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