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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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