# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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