cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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