in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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