One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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