She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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