another moral hangover. fuck.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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