I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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