I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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