I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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