My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
zippers are such a cool invention
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.