Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

So we're fucking tonight?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.

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(323): View more from California

No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.

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(941): View more from Florida

i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?

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(905): View more from Ontario

When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO

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(320): View more from Minnesota

For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie

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(314): View more from Missouri

She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.

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