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hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.

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(773): hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her. http://tfl.nu/rlge

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We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.

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(269): We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it. http://tfl.nu/t2uq

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I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?

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Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.

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Watch for tornadoes.

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(415): I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana? (512): Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought. (415): Watch for tornadoes. http://tfl.nu/7qwf

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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."

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(989): I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him." http://tfl.nu/yg5c

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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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(952): You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air http://tfl.nu/002i

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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.

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(860): when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage. http://tfl.nu/ckot

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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break

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(417): i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break http://tfl.nu/e0no

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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.

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(+44): It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done. http://tfl.nu/song

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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.

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(210): I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be. http://tfl.nu/9s9m

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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor

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oh but she would

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(802): she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor (1-802): oh but she would http://tfl.nu/kme5

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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.

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(616): You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today. http://tfl.nu/z6l8

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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them

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(613): Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them http://tfl.nu/25vp

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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.

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(647): Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul. http://tfl.nu/h3kr

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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.

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(813): I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible. http://tfl.nu/s9e0

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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.

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(415): The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle. http://tfl.nu/pzvt

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