Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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