Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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