Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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