My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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