I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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