So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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