I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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