I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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