great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You ate ashes out of my bong
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
