i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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