In the future we'll all be gay
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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