I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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