sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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