Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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