It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Sober January is a disaster.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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