I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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