It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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