My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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