The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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