She announced her abortion via fbk
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
tell me about the fingering
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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