Non-Jews are for practice
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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