it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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