I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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