Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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