careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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