Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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