Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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