Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize