Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
