You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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