Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Dick very happy bro
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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