grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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