maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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