I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Holy shit dude........stairs
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