Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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