How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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