At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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