That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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