When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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