Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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